Marlon Wayans to Burglars: "Wrong House, Wrong Guy!"
Comedian Marlon Wayans is having the last laugh after a recent home burglary, sharing his humorous take on Instagram. The "White Chicks" star revealed that thieves picked the wrong target when they broke into his house, missing out on any valuable loot.
“The most valuable thing in my house is my house. So unless you’re gonna put that (expletive) on a truck and drag it away, then, yeah, man, you did well, but I don’t own (expletive)," Wayans quipped in a video captioned with advice for the burglars to "pick a better" target.
LAPD officials told TMZ that the burglary took place on June 29 around 2:30 a.m., while Marlon was away. However, his older brother, Keenen Ivory Wayans, was at home. The suspects reportedly smashed a window to gain entry.
Wayans took to Instagram to address the crooks, advising them to "save your energy" because "they didn't really get much" and should "go down the block." He added, "Sorry, I live a simple life with 2 cats and one of them is a 1994 Range Rover. You will need a jumpstart if you steal it 'cause the battery is dead."
In true comedic fashion, he concluded, "Robbers, don’t waste your energy or your life doing home invasions."